NEW AND MUCH IMPROVED
I love to nom. Noms make me happy. I am not happy when I am not nomming. Nomnomnomnomnomnomnom, give me noms.
I could sit here and talk about myself all day. So about you. You are beautiful. You are so caring and considerate and you’re never late.You appreciate a fast walk on a brisk morning and you’ve recently learned how to communicate with pandas. Once, you played Jesus in Passion of the Christ. You can do a spot on Gregor Mendel impression and you ought to be hooked on phonics. You are all that and a bag of chips. DONE.